I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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