Non-Jews are for practice
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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