I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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