last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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