New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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