i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
