If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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