I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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