Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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