Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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