Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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