Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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