So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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