I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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