come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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