i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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