4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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