who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think I won the penis lottery.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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