no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just want to make out with him forever
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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