how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think your dad took our porno
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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