Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
they need to just BURY HIM!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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