i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
