Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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