8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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