Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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