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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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