I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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