garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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