shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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