drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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