So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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