Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
