Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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