What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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