Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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