Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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