dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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