I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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