that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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