we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one might say we're banned from that church
operation harelip BJ is a go
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
All the doctor said was why
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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