The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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