why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
did i just pee glitter
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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