I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
