I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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