I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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