No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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