How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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