Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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