what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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