Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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