I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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