I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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