Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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