David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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