idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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