dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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