just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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