We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
