In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's shark week go big or go home
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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